The Puffer Fish says
If you just sold all your stuff or gave it away to clear your house and your roommate is gone with her boyfriend and everybody else has left town and you have no idea where you are going to be in two days, let alone a week from now or what you’re going to do and your house smells weird because you shampooed the carpet and that smell almost makes you feel dizzy and it’s two in the morning and all that’s left in your entire house is your mattress, a computer, a DVD and a big spider on the wall, then you BETTER make sure this DVD is not William Burrough’s “Naked Lunch.”